• period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
my new kitty, dwight <3
equiuszahhak: a pizza

su-ndae:

lol, fuck periods.

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t-r-a-n-q-u-i-l-i-z-e: soulss: gnostic-forest: milk-and-ice: 314-eater: toiletprince: keeptancarryon: can’t stop looking at it, actually feels like i’m lying down facing the sky omg this is amazing wow, beautiful There’s just something so peaceful about this favorite picture Same zoned out looking at this…………. This is the best thing my eyes have layed on in a long long time. Snow is just so peaceful and beautiful It’s just so…… beautiful  If you haven’t experienced this in your life, you haven’t lived, simple. too many damn comments, shut the fuck up and enjoy it.
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That’s what people do who love you. they put their arms around you and love you when you’re not so lovable. Deb Caletti (via myquotelibrary)

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  • me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
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